Edifice Wrecks, by Cobra Fantastic

Edifice Wrecks

by Cobra Fantastic

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1.	Take a Ride (To Planet 9) 06:11	lyrics	buy track
Calling all funk-o-nauts The countdown has begun Get on your feet So we can have some fun Let’s take a trip Aboard the mothership Just get in line And liquefy your mind, baby Don’t worry, don’t panic, just set your cares aside Just follow your dreams and slowly close your eyes Come fly the friendly skies Yeah yeah yeah! Take a ride To Planet 9 Sit back relax and kick it Take a ride To Planet 9 We know you’re bound to dig it Safety first Make sure you buckle up Get your head on straight so we can funk you up You got the moves You feel it deep inside You know wanna, you wanna take a ride, baby Don’t worry, don’t panic, just set your cares aside Just follow your dreams and slowly close your eyes Come fly the friendly skies Yeah yeah yeah! Take a ride To Planet 9 Sit back relax and kick it Take a ride To Planet 9 We know you’re bound to dig it Number 9 take off for the planet To the Planet 9 Number 9 take off for the planet To the Planet 9 Number 9 take off for the planet To the Planet 9 Number 9 take off for the planet To the Planet 9 Number 9 take off for the planet To the Planet 9 Number 9 take off for the planet To the Planet 9 Number 9 take off for the planet To the Planet 9 Number 9 take off for the planet To the Planet 9 Don’t worry, don’t panic, just set your cares aside Just follow your dreams and slowly close your eyes Come fly the friendly skies Yeah yeah yeah! Take a ride To Planet 9 Sit back relax and kick it Take a ride To Planet 9 We know you’re bound to dig it Take a ride To Planet 9 Sit back relax and kick it Take a ride To Planet 9 We know you’re bound to dig it Number 9 take off for the planet To the Planet 9 Number 9 take off for the planet To the Planet 9 Number 9 take off for the planet To the Planet 9 Number 9 take off for the planet To the Planet 9 Number 9 take off for the planet To the Planet 9
2.	Ophelia Shazam 04:50	lyrics	buy track
Ophelia Shazam Ophelia Shaza-am Ophelia Shazam Ophelia Shaza-am Ophelia Shazam Ophelia Shaza-am Ophelia Shazam Ophelia Shaza-am She has a master plan To bend the will of man Won’t you come and take her by the hand? Oh yeah Ophelia Shazam Ophelia Shaza-am Ophelia Shazam Ophelia Shaza-am Ophelia Shazam Ophelia Shaza-am Ophelia Shazam Ophelia Shaza-am She came from outer space To put the human race In a state of funkatomic grace Oh yeah Ophelia Shazam Ophelia Shaza-am Ophelia Shazam Ophelia Shaza-am Ophelia Shazam Ophelia Shaza-am Ophelia Shazam Ophelia Shaza-am
3.	Edifice Wrecks 06:20	lyrics	buy track
There’s a new boy in town And he’s up to no good Started making trouble in your Neighbourhood He ain’t got no emotions He so heartless and cruel He’s a bad mamma Jamma He ain’t nobody’s fool He got dem abs of steel Dem titanium pecs He’s the forty-story robot named Edifice Wrecks Get on your feet Cuz there’s gonna be trouble Edifice Wrecks’ll turn your town to rubble Get on your feet When you hear that sound Edifice Wrecks is gonna burn it down You can blast him with a laser But it’ll only make him laugh Hit ‘im with your biggest warship He’ll just cut that thing in half He’s twisted up inside They say he’s blown a fuse He mad and he’s mean and he’s got Nothin left to lose They say his mama was a cruiser And his daddy hustled freight Now one’s rustin’ on the ocean floor And the other one’s his date! Get on your feet Cuz there’s gonna be trouble Edifice Wrecks’ll turn your town to rubble Get on your feet When you hear that sound Edifice Wrecks is gonna burn it down Get on your feet Cuz there’s gonna be trouble Edifice Wrecks’ll turn your town to rubble Get on your feet When you hear that sound Edifice Wrecks is gonna burn it down
4.	Golden Boy 05:44	lyrics	buy track
It’s so easy for me I guess I’m one stop from reality I got my string attached to this thing I call an Ego-tryptical Ring Everybody thinks that I’m the nicest But I got all dem sinful vices I’m takin Planet Earth For everything it’s worth But you know all these humans gotta go Because I am the One True Golden Boy I'm not human But I'm groovin' Yes and I am the One True Golden Boy I've come in from Planet Nine Just to liquefy some puny human minds It’s so hard to be the villain But you know my band is killin’ Psycho-toon Boots workin with a Warbler Glove The one I love And watch you let a Whirlwind get you woozin’ But we ain’t afraid of losin’ You got your gold teeth shinin and that’s when you’re linin up All the dem humans in a row Because I am the One True Golden Boy I'm not human But I'm groovin Yes and I am the One True Golden Boy I've come in from planet nine Just to liquefy some puny human minds I am the One True Golden Boy I am the One True Golden Boy I am the One True Golden Boy I am the One True Golden Boy
5.	I Know Karate 05:20	lyrics	buy track
One, two, three One, two, three It was early one morning on a Saturday night I was waxin’ up a crop of dental floss in the South field I seen a rhythmic vibration and I heard a bright blue light An’ I said to myself “Can this be real?” They say they come from Planet 9 They wanna liquefy my mind I said “I dare ya, I dare ya, I double-dog dare ya, You gonna say that to me one more time??” I KNOW KARATE ! (and I know Ka-razor) I KNOW KARATE ! (and I know a little voodoo, too) I KNOW KARATE ! (let me show you what I'm talkin' bout) I KNOW KARATE ! They say they’re gonna take it up with the High Command ‘Cause they know their mistake was quite egregious I put it to them in a way that they could understand : That I’m a mad jujitsu genius I ain’t just your average dental floss farmer, no I ain’t just another face in the crowd So step a little bit closer, grasshopper, So I can make my mother proud I KNOW KARATE ! (and I know Ka-razor) I KNOW KARATE ! (and I know a little voodoo, too) I KNOW KARATE ! (let me show you what I'm talkin' 'bout, baby) I KNOW KARATE ! Hey, get your body on the dance floor Hey, get your body in the groove Humans, best be careful what you ask for We’re gonna make your body move PLANET EARTH! Feel the Funkabopulation! I think my mind is liquefied! I think my mind is liquefied! I think my mind is liquefied! I think my mind is liquefied! I KNOW KARATE I KNOW KARATE I KNOW KARATE I KNOW KARATE I KNOW KARATE ! (and I know Ka-razor) I KNOW KARATE ! (and I know a little voodoo, too) I KNOW KARATE ! (let me show you what I'm talkin' 'bout) I KNOW KARATE !
6.	Hide the Pocket 04:18	lyrics	buy track
That's when I knew she loved me We were in a Cuban jail That's when I knew she loved me We were in a Cuban jail Said "You follow me through this jungle, baby You'll follow me straight to hell" You got drag strip courage, baby Doing all the things you do You got drag strip courage, darlin' Doing all the things you do If we ever make it out alive, girl I'm gonna stick next to you She said "You Play a mean game of hide the pocket And I don't say that to the other boys Some see a groove and they just rock it But you throw it in the back with the other toys" I'm workin' for the devil now You know I gave him everything I had I'm workin' for the devil now, baby You know I gave him everything I had I know I make it look so easy, darlin' But it takes a lot of work to be so bad But maybe you can save me, baby Maybe I can be redeemed Maybe you can save me, baby Maybe I can be redeemed Maybe that path to paradise Ain't as long as it seems She said "You Play a mean game of hide the pocket And I don't say that to the other boys Some see a groove and they just rock it But you throw it in the back with the other toys" And I said here's my heart and soul Down to every last note She said ain't nobody care About a thing that you wrote Cheer up, Jojo, now don't you know the score? Ain't nobody listens with their ears no more She said "You Play a mean game of hide the pocket And I don't say that to the other boys Some see a groove and they just rock it But you throw it in the back with the other toys" She said "You Play a mean game of hide the pocket And I don't say that to the other boys Some see a groove and they just rock it But you throw it in the back with the other toys" She said "You Play a mean game of hide the pocket And I don't say that to the other boys Some see a groove and they just rock it But you throw it in the back with the other toys"
7.	Quicksilver 01:18		buy track
8.	My Guitar Wants to Eat Your Sandwich 02:46	lyrics	buy track
My guitar wants to do your laundry Cuz it ain’t too clean My guitar wants to do your laundry Cuz it ain’t too clean Gonna get out all that nasty funk Like a love machine My guitar wants to eat your sandwich Cuz it looks so good My guitar wants to eat your sandwich Cuz it looks so good My guitar wants to My guitar wants to My guitar wants to My guitar wants to mow yo' lawn Cuz it’s overgrown My guitar wants to mow yo' lawn Cuz it’s overgrown She’ll come by on a Sunday after dawn When you’re home alone My guitar wants to do your taxes My guitar wants to walk your dog My guitar wants to flip your pancakes My guitar wants to get that pie plate back My guitar wants to My guitar wants to My guitar wants to I think he smells your guitar on you
9.	Another Man's Groove 04:47	lyrics	buy track
You should have known that I would lie You should've known that I go on until I'm satisfied But maybe now you hear the danger lurkin' Maybe catch a whiff of sulfur on the air Don't even matter 'cause your mojo's workin' Shake it like you just don't care You better shake it like you just don't care One man's trash is another man's treasure One man's rut is another man's groove Now you're gone and you're gone forever Now that you're gone all I want is you Well we can see it in your eyes We can see that you've been waking up at sunrise And now we know where all the cool kids get it When they can flip you for a nickel or a dime Two in the morning you'll be drunk and out ridin' Spendin' all the money you can find Wastin' all your motherfuckin' time One man's trash is another man's treasure One man's rut is another man's groove Now you're gone and you're gone forever Now that you're gone all I want is you I always knew there'd be a time when you'd be walkin' out my door We always knew that it was over from the start But when the morning breeze comes blowin' And when the morning sun comes shinin' Play it like you mean it, baby Make like it's for real One man's trash is another man's treasure One man's rut is another man's groove Now you're gone and you're gone forever Now that you're gone all I want is you Now that you're gone all I want is you Now that you're gone all I want is you Now that you're gone all I want is you Now that you're gone all I want is you
10.	2 Funky 4 U 03:43	lyrics	buy track
We travel through time We travel through space To blow your mind And melt your face We’re in your head We’re in your heart They way we shred We rip you apart You know we ain’t lyin’ You know that it’s true Without even tryin’ We’re too funky for you The pocket’s so deep You lost control We rock it so hard You sell your soul The more you fight it The more you feel The rhythm is right The rhythm is real You know we ain’t lyin’ You know that it’s true Without even tryin’ We’re too funky for you You know we ain’t lyin’ You know that it’s true Without even tryin’ We’re too funky for you We’re too funky for you We’re too funky for you We’re too funky for you We’re too funky for you
11.	Find the Time 05:01	lyrics	buy track
She said "where do you find the time?" As if it's just lying out in the open Under a tree or behind a rock She seemed so terribly surprised And a bit disappointed When I said "hey baby, you know that it doesn't work like that." But I don't find my time I make it Carve it out from the daylight Steal it back from the night And I don't bide my time I take it Can't give it away You can't save it up And you never have as much as you need She said how do you draw the line Between life and everything else all around it Bring it all in black and white Well you know it's always intertwined And a little rough around the edges That's way it's always been And it's always gonna be like that But I don't find my time I make it Carve it out from the daylight Steal it back from the night And I don't bide my time I take it Can't give it away You can't save it up And you never have as much as you need She said I've got some time to kill And I said violence is not the answer But she's a Capricorn in cancer And she will dance all night until she gets her fill But I don't find my time I make it Carve it out from the daylight Steal it back from the night And I don't bide my time I take it Can't give it away You can't save it up And you never enough Can't give it away You can't save it up And you never have enough Can't give it away You can't save it up And you never have enough Can't give it away You can't save it up And you never have enough Can't give it away You can't save it up And you never have enough Can't give it away You can't save it up And you never have enough Can't give it away You can't save it up And you never have enough Can't give it away You can't save it up And you never have enough
12.	Dr. Fingers 01:44		buy track
13.	My Lucille 05:50	lyrics	buy track
Lucy was a fighter With a funked up overdrive Fiber optic signal from the hive She could outrun anything alive Lost her in a wager To a blork named Clementine Psychotropic feelers read my mind How could I have ever been so blind? My Lucille With your Miracle Bite™ Baby won’t you please come Baby won’t you please come Baby won’t you please come home Tonight Later by the portal Before that blork come and take her away I could almost swear she spoke my name Then I knew I’d never be the same My Lucille With your Miracle Bite™ Baby won’t you please come Baby won’t you please come Baby won’t you please come home Tonight Four in the morning and I’m Miles away I let my golden chances Fade My Lucille With your Miracle Bite™ Baby won’t you please come Baby won’t you please come Baby won’t you please come home Tonight