My Heart is Like a Giant Monster Robot

from Tales From Planet 9 by Cobra Fantastic

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lyrics

My heart is like a giant monster robot
It's forty stories high
Lasers only make it stronger
And it will blow up Cleveland
Just to win your love
Just to win your love!

My heart is like a radioactive poodle on a rampage
It's impervious to flame
Terrorises little old ladies
And it would chew off its glowing green hind paw
Just to get next to you
Fido, fido! Here, fido ! Good dog.

When you say that you'll be mine
My heart is like a giant porcupine
And when you say I'll see ya later
My heart is like a hungry alligator

I know my lexical incongruities
Are lacking in continuity
But you turned my brain to jelly, baby
When you funkabopulated me!

My heart is like a rabid armadillo
It's foamin’ at the mouth
It's gets grumpy in the mornin’
And it's actuallty a direct descendant of the giant armoured mammalian creatures known as the glyptodonts

When you tell me yes yes yes
My heart is like an egret in distress
And when you tell me no no no
My heart is like an angry Eskimo

I know my lexical incongruities
Are lacking in continuity
But you turned my brain to jelly, baby
When you funkabopulated me!

My heart is like
A Voodoo zombie
With bright green eyes
And a craving for brains
My heart is like (3x)
Heeeeeeee!

I'm just so crazy for your love, baby

You red my mind
You blue my mind
You greeeeeen my mind
You funkabopulated me

My heart is like a giant monster robot